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Um. Hi. My name's Belkis, and I like cheese. I live in Pennsylvania but was born and raised in NYC. I'm 22. And.. if you want to get to know me you're just gonna have to ask me :D

dogshaming:

Double the shame

Dog: I snuck into the bedroom and ATE MOMMY’S PILLOW! Human: I forgot to shut the door to the bedroom!

dogshaming:

Double the shame

Dog: I snuck into the bedroom and ATE MOMMY’S PILLOW! Human: I forgot to shut the door to the bedroom!

michigansmanofmayhem:

lnfamy:

i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all

This is horrifying. Yet we still won’t say no.

gaypee:

theunpopularblogger:

gaypee:

last one

can someone fucken explain tthis to me

gaypee:

theunpopularblogger:

gaypee:

last one

can someone fucken explain tthis to me

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ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

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thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

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needs to see this if he hasn’t already!

God would only be real if Fox stopped being a bunch of pussies and made the fucking movie.

Maybe the reactions across the web will breathe new life into the project.

But this is Fox, after all, so that might be wishful thinking.

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Real smooth, Delsin

burritno:

 

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Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

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