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Um. Hi. My name's Belkis, and I like cheese. I live in Pennsylvania but was born and raised in NYC. I'm 22. And.. if you want to get to know me you're just gonna have to ask me :D

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

unabletofindname:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

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verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

life-by-the-second:

Cheat Sheet. If you’re going to bring roses, make sure to bring the right color.

life-by-the-second:

Cheat Sheet. If you’re going to bring roses, make sure to bring the right color.

innapropri8:

Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

innapropri8:

Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Me: *sits there*
Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
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